You know you're on Weight Watchers when....

• You accidentally swallow toothpaste and wonder how many Points it had in it.
• You stand in the aisles at the grocery store figuring Points before you buy.
• You feel your collar bone/ribs/hip bones and think you need to call 911 because something must be broken.
• Everyone at your lunch table is asking you to figure the Points on their lunch.
• You threaten to put your cat on WW.
• You figure the Points on cough syrup.
• Your child says there are too many Points in something s/he doesn't want to eat!
• You don't want to share ANY of your food with anyone because you've measured it and know exactly how many Points are in it.
• You know where every public restroom is wherever you go . . . you need it after drinking all that water!
• You realize "gram" is a four letter word.
• You weigh yourself before and after the bathroom just to see how much of a difference it makes.
• You don't mind "seeing stars."
• You ask your WW leader to bring in a curtain so you can weigh-in naked.
• Your child gets an "A" in English for turning your journal in as a book report.
• You convince the grocery store owner to organize the food aisles according to Points values.
• You hang your 5 pound book markers from your car antenna.
• You replace your college diploma with your 50 lb. magnet (now which one is actually tougher to achieve?)